Uncle Ken says:
The human comedy.
Sooner or later it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Optimists invented the airplane, pessimists the parachute.
Do problem solvers love or hate problems?
Your accidents are funnier than mine.
The glass can be half full, half empty or one more thing to wash.
Putting on weight is more fast fork than slow metabolism.
Holidays are fun except for the extra work, worry, anxiety, expense. Maybe we should have more of them. Ya think?
